Thursday, June 29, 2006

The Magician


So many magicians, so little time!

Merlin, Gandalf, Obi Wan Kenobi, Mickey Mouse, Harry Potter....

The Magician represents a focused individual who uses the power of creativity, with imagination, willpower and determination. He reminds us that we already have everything we need to create the life we want for ourselves. We can accomplish anything if we keep focused on what our heart desires.

Walt Disney who believed in magic, faeries and wizards
made his staff say the following mantra every morning.
"My Imagination Creates My Reality."

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Wednesday, June 28, 2006

Zen and the Universe


The Universe
by Zen Abbott Sengai Gibon (1750-1838)

Circle, Triangle and Square represent the primary shapes of the universe.
This is one of my favorite designs. It is so simple and has such a calming effect.



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Monday, June 26, 2006

The Tao of Dog



The Tao of Dog

One of the most popular designs at Planet Calamari!

Still celebrating the Year of the Dog!

Click here to see this design on t-shirts and other fun gifts

To learn more about Acupuncture for Dogs visit the Four Paws Acupuncture site
FourPawsAcupuncture.com

Friday, June 23, 2006

Taoist Master of Longevity, Peaches & John Prine!


It is Peach Season!

The Taoist Master of Longevity holds a peach, a symbol for abundance and good health.

One of my favorite John Prine Songs is "Spanish Pipedream" which is about blowing up your tv and eating lots of peaches...
Don't you think that is probably is the key to longevity?

Spanish Pipedream (AKA Blow Up Your TV)
© John Prine

She was a level-headed dancer on the road to alcohol
And I was just a soldier on my way to Montreal
Well she pressed her chest against me
About the time the juke box broke
Yeah, she gave me a peck on the back of the neck
And these are the words she spoke

Chorus:
Blow up your TV throw away your paper
Go to the country, build you a home
Plant a little garden, eat a lot of peaches
Try an find Jesus on your own

Well, I sat there at the table and I acted real naive
For I knew that topless lady had something up her sleeve
Well, she danced around the bar room and she did the hoochy-coo
Yeah she sang her song all night long, tellin' me what to do

Repeat chorus:

Well, I was young and hungry and about to leave that place
When just as I was leavin', well she looked me in the face
I said "You must know the answer."
"She said, "No but I'll give it a try."
And to this very day we've been livin' our way
And here is the reason why

We blew up our TV threw away our paper
Went to the country, built us a home
Had a lot of children, fed 'em on peaches
They all found Jesus on their own


If you like the John Prine lyrics I recommend that you blow up your tv and order a few cds before peach season is over.

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Wednesday, June 21, 2006

Happy Summer Solstice!

Happy Summer Solstice.
This is celebrated as a time of new beginnings and life-enriching endings. On this day the sun reaches it's peak of power and begins the season of shorter days that eventually bring with them autumn's chills.

Celebrate the Sun while it is here! Winter will be upon us before we know it.

Happy Summer from Planet Calamari!

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Saturday, June 17, 2006

Gnomes for Peace

Gnomes for Peace is a non-profit organization started by the Gnome Elders in hopes that soon humans stop fighting and just learn to be nice to one another. You can donate to Gnomes for Peace by leaving cake morsels out in the garden for the gnomes, elves and fairies that work so hard to help us save the planet.


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Tuesday, June 13, 2006

Help Save the Internet from the Dark Side!


Save the Internet: Click here


You can help save the internet before it is too late. Call your Senators now! It takes just a few minutes and it is a great way to let off some steam. Remember YOU are paying them to work for you! Click on the pic above to sign the petition.

Where else can you learn if Karl Rove is indicted..... or Not? ...or maybe? Do you think the MSM will tell you if a house from a Blue State is dropped on Ann Coulter? Or if aliens are running the show in Washington? Don't let the internet be taken over by the Dark Side.
Calling all Cyber-Jedis. It is time to take action. May the Force be with you.

Tuesday, June 06, 2006

Gnome on the Range



Just another typical day at Yellowstone National Park....These Range Gnomes are very good natured and seem to have a symbiotic relationship with the buffalo. When visiting the park please do not feed the Gnomes, bears or torment the buffalo.


click here to see this design on t-shirts, baby clothing and other fun stuff.
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Sunday, June 04, 2006

Sister Mary Calamari
Patron of Starving Artists, Nerds and Geeks



On June 4, 1960 Our Lady of Perpetual Squids appeared to Sister Mary Calamari. Promising hence forth, that all artists, nerds and geeks would be respected and honored, as well as paid more than the lawyers on the planet.

She is now the patron of all starving artists, computer nerds and geeks. Each year on Planet Calamari this holy day is celebrated with a lavish procession and the Squid Gospel Choir singing the traditional hymn, Ave Sepia.

May Our Lady of Perpetual Squids bless you with an abundance of art and nerdy friends that know how to navigate a computer. Amen


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Monday, May 29, 2006

Invoking the Goddess of Compassion
on this Memorial Day


On this Memorial Day, I thought perhaps I would write on that outrage I have been feeling about the war in Iraq, Afghanistan and the possible attack on Iran soon. Trying to think of a way to express it without being disrespectful to those who have given their lives in the name of freedom was a challenge.

As I searched through the designs I have created down the years for Planet Calamari it occured to me that perhaps it would be best to focus my attention this year on Compassion for those who have been the victims of these wars.....not the outrage I have been feeling towards those who seemd to have caused it.

The Chinese Buddhist pray to the Bodhisattva of Compassion, Kuan Yin (also know as Quan Shi Yin and Kwan Yin.) It is said her name means "She who hears the cries of the world." Some Tibetan Buddhist have a similar Diety and refer to her as Tara. She has always been a favorite of mine. Pehaps she is just a Chinese version of the Virgin Mary that Catholics adore. Although there are many variations on her name and origin, for all she represents Compassion.

Her mantra is 'Om Mani Padme Hum.' (that is, 'Hail the Jewel -or pearl- in the Lotus.') Many believe that she is the female representation of Avalokitesvara, who is the Tibetan and Nepalese God of Compassion. In Asia, statues of Kuan Yin can be found in front of, or on the grounds of, many Buddhist temples.

On this Memorial Day take a moment and ask who ever you believe in to send Compassion for those who need it most during these trying times, and please say a prayer that perhaps soon in the future we will elect a government of people who rule with compassion, integrity and common sense.

For more info on Kuan Yin and how she is represented in other countries click on to wikipedia Kuan Yin


To see the above image of Kuan Yin/ Tara on t-shrits and gifts
please visit Planet Calamari Tara

Monday, May 22, 2006

Acupuncture....Healing the Planet




Would a few strategically placed needles save this planet?


Hoping everyone makes time to see Al Gore's new documentary
An Inconvenient Truth.

To bad our fearless leader George W Bush can't make the time to watch it and learn about the effects of global warming. Could it be that he will be attending a 12 Step Program for his addiction to oil instead? Perhaps we could suggest a few points to needle on Mr. Bush.

If you like this design you can find it on t-shirts and other fun products at the Planet Calamari Store. The link is on the sidebar. I don't have the chi to remember the html!

Friday, May 12, 2006

SAVE THE INTERNET FROM AT&T


Save the Internet: Click here


Time to take action!

Please click on and sign the petition.

Bug your congressmen.... remember they work for us...we pay them.

Pass this info to your friends.

We can stop Orwell's 1984 from becoming a reality. But we must all act now before it is too late!

Monday, May 01, 2006

Steven Colbert cracks the da Vinci Code!


"Nothing strengthens authority so much as silence."

Leonardo da Vinci


Planet Calamari would like to thank Steven Colbert who had the moxie to crack the code of silence which has plagued this country for the past 5 years. With mockery and gusto for all at the White House Correspondents Dinner, those 32% who base their reality soley on what Fox News reports were blasted with their very first dose of Truthiness.

The Emperor has no clothes and the Main Stream Media has no huevos. Please speak slowly so that the NSA can hear you through your wine glass. It's ok to leak a lie to start a war or out a CIA agent but please do not leak the truth...or you will be fired and maybe tortured. Mission accomplished and God Bless.

Thank you Mr. Colbert. You are a hero. From henceforth April 29th shall be known as National Truthiness Day. We shall hold a ticker tape parade in your honor every year on Planet Calamari. A flock of Eagles shall spell your name out across the sky as happy children sing the Steven Colbert Truthiness Anthem, in English and Spanish!

May the legend of Steven Cobert inspire others to speak out and break the code of silence.


The lastest design added to the Make Art not War series was inspired by
Leonardo da Vinci and Steven Colbert.

Monday, April 24, 2006

How many World Leaders were Wretched Children?



As I watch the behavior of President George W Bush I keep wondering.......Was he a wretched child growing up? Was he one of those kids known for his screaming tantrums in line at the grocery store over a pack of gum? The kid that you secretly hoped would get a good whack on his behind to shut him up.....But instead he ended up with the gum. And that gum eventually ended up on somebody's shoe. Was he that kid we all remember in grade school who ratted out everyone?

How many other World Leaders were wretched children? How can we stop the spread of Wretched Child Syndrome? Until there is a Wretched Child Syndrome vaccination we must have a plan in place. Parents, please do not coddle your brats. Do not condone such behavior. Your child may one day become the future President, Prime Minister or Dictator.

Planet Calamari now has Anti-Wretched Child t-shirts and products ready for the Revolution.

We also have Pro-Wretched Child products for that 32% of Americans who approve of brats.

Click here to get your wretched wear!

Sunday, April 23, 2006

What if they gave a war and everyone brought crayons?

I was so inspired after hearing that Neil Young has just come out with a new song "Let's Impeach the President" that I immediately got out my crayons and decided to Make Art not War the latest theme for my new designs on Planet Calamari. Since it was also the anniversary of the Columbine shootings the idea of Crayons not Guns came to me. Wouldn't it be great if all we had to worry about was what color crayons our kids had in their backpacks? What if our world leaders each had a box of crayons and had to solve their differences by drawing their solutions instead of fighting?

Could it be that a box of crayolas could be the answer to World Peace?

All we are saying is....Give Art a Chance!

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