Sunday, June 04, 2006

Sister Mary Calamari
Patron of Starving Artists, Nerds and Geeks

On June 4, 1960 Our Lady of Perpetual Squids appeared to Sister Mary Calamari. Promising hence forth, that all artists, nerds and geeks would be respected and honored, as well as paid more than the lawyers on the planet.

She is now the patron of all starving artists, computer nerds and geeks. Each year on Planet Calamari this holy day is celebrated with a lavish procession and the Squid Gospel Choir singing the traditional hymn, Ave Sepia.

May Our Lady of Perpetual Squids bless you with an abundance of art and nerdy friends that know how to navigate a computer. Amen

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