Monday, April 24, 2006

How many World Leaders were Wretched Children?

As I watch the behavior of President George W Bush I keep wondering.......Was he a wretched child growing up? Was he one of those kids known for his screaming tantrums in line at the grocery store over a pack of gum? The kid that you secretly hoped would get a good whack on his behind to shut him up.....But instead he ended up with the gum. And that gum eventually ended up on somebody's shoe. Was he that kid we all remember in grade school who ratted out everyone?

How many other World Leaders were wretched children? How can we stop the spread of Wretched Child Syndrome? Until there is a Wretched Child Syndrome vaccination we must have a plan in place. Parents, please do not coddle your brats. Do not condone such behavior. Your child may one day become the future President, Prime Minister or Dictator.

Planet Calamari now has Anti-Wretched Child t-shirts and products ready for the Revolution.

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Sunday, April 23, 2006

What if they gave a war and everyone brought crayons?

I was so inspired after hearing that Neil Young has just come out with a new song "Let's Impeach the President" that I immediately got out my crayons and decided to Make Art not War the latest theme for my new designs on Planet Calamari. Since it was also the anniversary of the Columbine shootings the idea of Crayons not Guns came to me. Wouldn't it be great if all we had to worry about was what color crayons our kids had in their backpacks? What if our world leaders each had a box of crayons and had to solve their differences by drawing their solutions instead of fighting?

Could it be that a box of crayolas could be the answer to World Peace?

All we are saying is....Give Art a Chance!

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