As I watch the behavior of President George W Bush I keep wondering.......Was he a wretched child growing up? Was he one of those kids known for his screaming tantrums in line at the grocery store over a pack of gum? The kid that you secretly hoped would get a good whack on his behind to shut him up.....But instead he ended up with the gum. And that gum eventually ended up on somebody's shoe. Was he that kid we all remember in grade school who ratted out everyone?
How many other World Leaders were wretched children? How can we stop the spread of Wretched Child Syndrome? Until there is a Wretched Child Syndrome vaccination we must have a plan in place. Parents, please do not coddle your brats. Do not condone such behavior. Your child may one day become the future President, Prime Minister or Dictator.
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